It was a warm day in March when I received the phone call from a head-hunter asking me to interview. As a recent graduate of a Master’s program, this phone call could mean my break into the commercial art world. This interview would surely roll into one at a major gallery and I would surely be offered the position. What transpired thereafter was something of a different tale, one with more venom and shock than I was prepared to handle. Although the initial interview did, in fact, lead to one at a major gallery, a power greater than us had set the course. ¶The First Interview: The morning of my meeting, I had to work by day job at a cafe. So at 5AM I left my apartment equipped for a quick nap, costume change and ultimately, the interview. I had, the previous evening, picked out an outfit, shaved and prepared my self emotionally for the events of the next day. After my shift ended at 1PM, I napped in a friend’s apartment, changed and made my way toward Middle-Manhattan. The office was in an unimpressive building on a shared floor inside of another company’s suite. Lackluster is an understatement, but without judgement I went forward. I met with a squeamish man whose aired on the side of condescension with almost every sentence. He perused my resume, gave me pointers and, with an air of disinterest, asked about my future plans. He told me to lie during the interview. That it was bad idea to mention my very real plans of finishing a PhD within my lifetime. I was only supposed to talk about my supposed ‘love’ for selling paintings. ¶After the interview portion was over, we talked about the possibiltiy of me doing freelance work through their company. To keep me on file for such positions I would need to fill out tax forms. While completing the standard 1099, my interviewer ‘helped’ me out by completing some portions himself. So, when he initially asked about my birth-date I thought nothing of it and replied “June 7th, 1982.” The next question was, shockingly, “Does that make you a Gemini?” Stunned, but still a little anxious, I confirmed and continued filling out the form in front of me. My only thought was, “Is this interviewer sweet on me?” I wanted to know why he asked such strange question when another inappropriate one came my way. ¶”Is that a water or air sign?” ¶I couldn’t believe where this was going. I was not even sure where it was headed, but I knew it had to end. So I calmly replied, “I’m not sure, and I don’t know why you are asking.” His response was a quick and obviously insincere “Just wondering.” ¶From that point on, the meeting was curt and businesslike. He told me the company that I would be interviewing with, when the meeting might take place and what to expect. I was excited by the name of the art-dealership, because it was one of New York’s biggest and most well-known. In the end I nervously thanked him, we shook hands and I left the office. I viewed it as an opportunity to meet with a noteworthy company and for that I guessed that this first round had gone well, weird questions or not. ¶The Second Interview: Prestige and showmanship in the art world goes the distance. In preparation for my big day, I bought a suit and new shoes. As before, I rehearsed a wealth of questions and possible directions in which the meeting could head. I took the day off of work, had a good breakfast and maneuvered to Manhattan. It was a warm late-winter Saturday and my meeting was at high-noon. I found the dealership easily, having checked Google-Maps multiple times the night before. And before I knew what was going on I was knee-deep in bad interview. ¶It all hinged on organization. It was the belief of the interviewer that I was unqualified because my organization skills were lacking. I spent my time and energy trying to impart that I was, in fact, an organized person and that I had the experience to prove it. Unfortunately my case seemed to be falling on disinterested ears for everything I said was met with another question unrelated to my answer. To outside listeners it might have seemed that we were not talking at all, but instead, having different conversations. It was apparent that the opportunity was slipping away from me and that I was not going to be offered the position. And, had it ended there, I would have walked away lightly bruised. Much to my surprise, it was not over. ¶With a piercing stare, my interviewer held up a printed 8 1/2 by 11 sheet of paper saying “This is how I know your organizational skills are not where they need to be.” Had the sheet been my resume, carefully edited to included only the glaringly relevant information, I would have been understanding. Unfortunately, it was not my name, printed large above the text, but rather my birth-date; June 7th, 1982. The information that followed was a poorly done astrological chart complete with indecipherable columns of hocus-pocus. I was dumbfounded by the production of this little sheet. I was perturbed when it occurred to me the interviewer had been referencing it throughout out meeting. But I was disgusted and saddened when my resume was stapled to it. I watched as two metallic teeth sank through my credentials so as to affix them to superstitious malarky. The interview ended there. ¶By this time I had earned two Bachelor’s degrees and a Master’s, all related to fine art. I had worked, albeit in brief stints, domestically and abroad in museums and galleries. Throughout my adult life I have held other posts to make ends meet, all of which were tackled with simple hard work. Sadly, none of it mattered up against the date of birth. That arbitrary date of a cesarean-section, scheduled 26 years ago, had levied my fate to this interviewer. No amount of intellect or business acumen could undo what human biology set in motion. Like all young professionals, I had to face an unfriendly interview with a big company. Unlike most, however, my abilities and work history were not a deciding factor. I am still fond of my birth-date and its approaching anniversary. Only now I see it as the date that saved me from working for a ‘distracted employer.’